Xmas poem

The Night Before Christmas
by Rob



'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house
Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse.
Except for my son Billy's pet mouse named Chris.
I'm not really sure where I'm going with this.



Anyway, my wife in her kerchief and I in my cap,
Were asleep after a long day of Christmassy crap.
When then, from the chimney, there arose quite a clamour,
"There's someone in the house" my frightened wife stammered.
I reached for the bedside, grabbed my handgun and said,
"This trespasser's getting an ass full of lead"



I crept down the stairway, and slid down the hall,
And, handgun in hand, I peered 'round the wall.
The burglar wore red, and stood fat and stout,
With a large burlap sack, to hold jewelry no doubt.
Who this guy was, I just couldn't place,
For a bushy white beard covered most of his face.



Now, I'm not a bad person, I think you'd agree,
But you just don't break into a man's house, you see.
"Hey you" I said, as he spun 'round with a twitch,
"Merry Christmas, you son of a bitch!"
I fired a shot as he dove to the floor.
Through a flurry of tinsel, I fired twice more.
"Please stop!" he yelled loudly, "You don't understand"
"Stay away from my family, you disgusting old man"



With his finger on his nose, he lept with a burst,
And dashed for the fireplace, but I got there first.
I pushed the muzzle into his beard white as snow,
When suddenly a small voice behind me cried "No!"



I turned 'round and saw it was Billy, my son.
With his pet mouse in hand, he said "Put down the gun.
What are you doing? Don't you know who that is?
Couldn't you tell by that red hat of his?
That's Santa Claus, dad. It's jolly Saint Nick.
Now put down the gun. Come on, don't be a dick."
Billy was right, this old man meant no harm.
I holstered my gun, as he outstretched his arm.
In a flash he took the gun right out of its holder,
And fired a shot into my left shoulder.



"Goddamnit!" I cried as I fell to the floor,
While the burglar made haste toward the jewelry drawer.
"I feel kind of bad" he said, filling his sack,
"But you believe in Santa, so cut me some slack.
Maybe next time someone breaks into your house,
You won't listen to some six year old kid with a mouse."



Then he yelled, as he ran off with my bigscreen TV,
"Merry Christmas to all. Well, maybe to me!"






Written and Illustrated by Rob DenBleyker

~~~~~~WOOP WOOP~~~~~~

LAST DAY OF SCHOOL!

SMS U CUNTS WHEN I GET TO KL

C U CUNT SUCKERS SOON

Funny Shit At Dubbo Sportsworld

first of... dubbo sportsworld is whr i play basketball every tuesday night

Well...last Tuesday was different...
we played our rival...(close competition)
every game we play is a rough game
mainly
1) They hate a guy on the team
2) Sama standard

Well...so happens we were leading after the 1st quarter
and another guy on their team had 3 fouls

3 minutes into the 2nd quarter
he fouls out...

Then he walks off...
some guy on my team says to him
"Bad luck bro"
He replies " what did u say?"
"I said bad luck bro"

WHACK! he punches the guy
and attacks him
gives him a black eye
the guy gets chased out of sportsworld

The owner of sportsworld
decides to get police involved...
story i noe until now...

If u were there....look DAMN stupid.........

Representation of me

A picture is worth a thousand words.
Thats me on the right

suck video

Teaser.... dis vid sucks lol~! i suck waha~

2008FrenchOpen-MS SemiFinals-

Lolol---~~ Dis match must watch~~!!
Aww lcw lose again ~HAHaahAhAhA~~
Lol... at least he played like a man 2day( d match ended at 00:01 2nd November)
BTW~~ D MATCH IS SO FKIN AWESOME ALL BADMINTON FANS MUST WATCHHhHHHHHHH~2 MANY UNBELIEVABLE SHOTS~

2 posts on 1 day not bad eh

Phrase of the day : "Poor Effort"

Meaning : Something that is not good happens, or an action gone horribly wrong.

Use : Sandra's face is poor effort.
Lee Chong Wei playing badminton, poor effort
Keith playing badminton, really poor effort
Fred would be a poor effort priest.

That is poor effort. Aka. sandras face
http://turnyournameintoaface.com/

A taste

Tuesday. Beginning my 1st time without parents around me for 6 weeks xD
obviously my uncle n aunt will still b here...
it is after all...
their house =.=
but my mom is heading 2 perth this tuesday and leaving me n my brother behind in Dubbo
#$#@%@#$%$#@$!@#*!@)(#!@&(#&!@(#!@#!
So...my bro n i nid 2 do everything on our own now. zZzZz.
dam sien. but wad 2 do. go uni oso same lah.
=P
Kinda looking 4ward without parental supervision. which can b a burden, alot of the times.
=X. Good luck in u guys SPM.
all sure not as smart as me. take care.

UPDATE~~!!

UPDATE LA JOEY~~~!!!
wahahaa~~=D=D jiken joey =D

Holidays part 2

Some cool juggler hu i saw in canberra floriade ( a flower show for all u idiots) hu juggled a machete, some big knife and an apple...he took 3 bites from the apple while juggling...quite cool actually
then he balance on that table...on a round thing and on a piece of wood supported by 4 cups juggling 2 knives n a torch...oso quite cool if u saw it
which u din
so
sux to be u =D
At Bondi beach...got 2 go back there....seriously...especially u guys...
trust me
go there
make
Walking along the opera house road...nothing much 2 c unless u lyk looking at buildings =.=...HOWEVER...inside got a lot of rich women...alone....with $$$.
In Sydney....
So much different from Dubbo...Sydney, quite big ler...
But most of the shop close so early...7pm oledi close ler
Go out at nite knot go shopping oso =.=|

At Darling harbour....went there alot...dernoe y oso...my dad seemed 2 lyk the place...but im going back there when im 18 =.=
Talking 2 dad at a park near Darling Harbour.
Went to the Sydney Aquarium 2...not bad...but not as nice as most aquariums...
Walking across the bridge 2 get 2 the monorail station.

So.... 1st msg to Tim => u din pick up ur fone when i called u =.= sien
Back in Dubbo now...HAIZ...not a bad time...
Didn't do anything much really except eat.
Yum! =D
And in Sydney...so many Asians =.= so hard 2 find an ang moh..ahaha

Heres something to make ur day

So true...


I hope u enjoy it XD

Holidays part 1

My dad came to Aus during our school hols which is directly after my preliminary exam...
Which is an estimate of how well i will do in the HSC lyk SPM la.
holiday baru start...so we only went to Katoomba, the blue mountains and now im in Sydney
heres some pics cos i noe u lyk me so much and prefer this blog to Keiths blog
which totally blows cos every1 noes Chelsea is a better team. ANYWAY --->
Pics




on the train to Katoomba where we had a 600 gram steak each XD. so dam full...then take bus ride around all d tourist area nya
Outside the motel we stay at... not bad lah...but....
This 1 is for aaron to perv on...i noe u miss him...
Taken at the Leura Cascades lookout point. Could have gotten better but batts on camera died
On the track from Leura Cascades to Gordon falls...about a 40min walk. Saw lots of hot european chicksy not....veli nize

Pashing Dummies and Molesting Chests

If u all remember <>
Personal Development, Health and Physical Exercise is a subj i take @ skool
and a chapter under that is First Aid...

Soooooooooo........
Jose` Monteiro
a teacher hu is trained in 1st aid gave a 2-day course on 1st aid
which included...
pashing dummies...

Looks like the one we used...

So....2 days i went to school, just to learn 1 subject

First Aid. Tiu so boring...

But at least now that i have passed the test XD
i m a certified First Aider
so if any1 wanna die o nid cpr in kch
wait 4 me 2 fly back k.

The Greatest Thing to say...during sex

"I rock...at fucking.....my job.....is trucking.....dont stop.....keep sucking"
Legend words

Merdeka 1 day late

soli...i luv malaysia 2 much i tot of havin fun on merdeka day then post about it
NOT!
i dun luv msia 2 much n i did not hav fun -.-
its dubbo 4 gods sake....fun?
ANYWAY! 51 years old...not bad not bad

i wanna start with the national anthem...
stand strait...hands on ur side not on ur 8====D

Negarakuuuuuuuuu
Tanah tumpahnya darahku...........
raja hidup
bersatu dan maju!!!!!!!

Rahmat bahagia!
Tuhan kurniakannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Raja kita! SELAMAT BERTAKTAH! X2

if this is rong...screw it...nvr sung it anyway


So....51 years old....damn old oledi
but knot retire n live on pension...kelien

What Msia has accomplished since birth
1) Twin Towers

Thats it. GREAT SUCCESS why not

<3 Malaysia <3
Because its better than Dubbo

And Badawi is better than Kevin Rudd i tink >.>

Merdeka 1 day late

soli...i luv malaysia 2 much i tot of havin fun on merdeka day then post about it
NOT!
i dun luv msia 2 much n i did not hav fun -.-
its dubbo 4 gods sake....fun?
ANYWAY! 51 years old...not bad not bad

i wanna start with the national anthem...
stand strait...hands on ur side not on ur 8====D

Negarakuuuuuuuuu
Tanah tumpahnya darahku...........
raja hidup
bersatu dan maju!!!!!!!

Rahmat bahagia!
Tuhan kurniakannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
Raja kita! SELAMAT BERTAKTAH! X2

if this is rong...screw it...nvr sung it anyway


So....51 years old....damn old oledi
but knot retire n live on pension...kelien

What Msia has accomplished since birth
1) Twin Towers

Thats it. GREAT SUCCESS why not

<3 Malaysia <3
Because its better than Dubbo

And Badawi is better than Kevin Rudd i tink >.>

Tm.Nut- Malaysia's Best Joke!-Ahaha

I read d newspaper few days ago.... n somethin about what TM Net upgrading this la that la... if im nt wrong... these few days d Borneo Post always show Streamyx with the burger + 1 drink . Don't know what it means lol.
AND..............
dis...
I lol'ed

13/08/2008
SERVICE INTERRUPTION

Dear Valued Customers,

We regret to inform our customers that TM will be performing an email upgrading exercise from Thursday, 14th August 2008 until Tuesday, 2nd September 2008.

As a result, some TM customers may experience intermittent disruptions in sending e-mails during this affected period.

We would like to assure you that the services would be back to normal after the said period.
TM would like to apologize for any inconvenience caused, whilst at the same time, we would like to assure you that we are upgrading our services to serve you better.

For further enquiries and assistance, email us at: help@tm.com.my or contact TM at 100 and select ‘Internet Services’.

.

Thank You.

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Aiyohhhh Streamyx.... u siao arh..? THIS

THIS

THIS

is the REAL announcement.

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13/08/2008
LONG TERMSERVICE INTERRUPTION

Dear UNValued Customers,

We ARE NOT SURPRISEDregret to inform our customers that TM will be performing A USELESSan email upgrading exercise from Thursday, 14th August 2008 until Tuesday, 2nd September 2008.

As a result, ALLsome TM customers ARE CONFIRMED TOmay experience intermittent disruptions in sending e-mails during this affected period.AND FOR THE REST OF TMNUT’S MONOPOLY.

We would like to assure you that the services wouldNOT be back to normal after the said period.
TM would like to apologizeNOT for any inconvenience caused, whilst at the same time, we would like to assure you that we upgradingA LITTLE BIT of our services to serve you A BITbetter.

For further enquiries and assistance, email us at: help@tm.com.my AND WE WILL NOT REPLYor contact TM at 100 and select ‘Internet Services’.AND WASTE YOUR TIME

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Thank You. SUCKERS

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LIN DAN vs chongweiLEE

*Say 1st. Clemen blogged dis. So u can press the X button at the top right of ur screen anytime you want ^^*
*Dis blog 4 entertaining purposes only.*

Award Ceremony.

Lai Zhe Ma Lai Si Ya de. CHONG WEI LEE ( From Malaysia, chong wei Lee)
*fck arh. U stupid izit? its LEE CHONG WEI LARH* See this China . Maiku man, host olympic liao still dont know the players name. WTF ?

OKA. In case d readers dont know, Lee Chong Wei lost. =) So happy wahaha he can actually learn something now instead of all those mental training Misbun Sidek has been sending him for.
The Olympics Badminton Men Singles Finals.....=> Most anticiipated match, BUT dis Malaysian blew it . Lol, he didn't even fite wtf? Anyway, this olympic surely is d BEST mental training for him liao. Hope he can wake up, and be like Nadal, and whack Lin dan to no.2.

1) LIN DAN vs 2) LEE CHONG WEI
-World No.1 -World No.2


KK... i will start to tiu now. Pls bear with me.

* tutututu..... drum drum drum.... crowd cheer cheer cheer* LIN DAN WALKS IN with Lee Chong Wei behind him....... * (AH.... FROM THE START, you see LCW's face, ngaiti.... pale like ghost.

*no lar... here he look so happy... =.= diu *

Then, they start stroking liao. *hit hit hit*. ( While they were strokin, LCW gt pwned many times. 1st, lin dan drop him, he cannot catch. Then drop again, den cannot catch again. Sign of weakness liao. LCW SCAREDDDDD..... HE'S SCAREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOF LINDAN WTF)

O.... match start liao.... First blood by Lin Dan, nice rally though. But, if i rmb correctly, Lee Chong Wei lost that point because of a weak net shot. Cause, it seems so easy. ( YES) and i myself can play a nicer netshot than his "wtf !@#!@#!@# netshot".
Play play play.......... 7-1 ? Lin Dan is playing like he means Business. In case u don't know.

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USUALLY, the first game is for players to find out their opponents weak points blablabla.... then 2nd game and 3rd game, they will chiong for the kill and zha diao ( bomb) their opponents.
AND, most ironically, Lin Dan is known to be a late-starter. Sometimes he loses his first game to some lousy shit opponents, and 2nd 3rd game he wil ZHA DIAO( bomb) their opponents.
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But, this Lin Dan too hungry for blood. Or should i say, he is too WELL-PREPARED? I bet his coach videotape LCW's game and let him analyse every shit LCW can and CANT do. And he jz too confident and too on-form that he WON THE FIRST GAME 21-12 with SO LITTLE EFFORT. Ngaiti...... and to think LCW the day before was in some mental exercise or mental training or WHATEVER that Misbun Sidek telll us. Obviously this shit ISN'T WORKING. As we can see when LIMAO left LCW, and he SUCKED LIKE SHIT for how many months ?

*ji ken ha mik mental training? CRYING trainig arh. Show that face, even d person givin him d trainin also no hope liao*

Too many things to say in the first game, i jz dn wan say. SKED I HURT D FEELINGS OF D READERS. Use point-form......
K, the main thing is.
1) Lcw chickened out. He didn't show any sign of FIGHTING BACK.
2) Lin Dan was very smart to prevent LCW from using his famed cross-court smash by hitting mostly to his backhand.
3) Lcw's netshot sucks like shit he lost so many points from it.
4) Lcw got pwned few times in front of the net when LIN DAN BOMB lcw in front of the net and the crowd goes "WOOOOOOOOO"
5) Oh... btw, Lee Chong Wei shouted 1 time during the match. So funny hahha.... he shout 1 time, no energy den bb dig grave and 1st game is over.

Game two.....
I forgot, i thin it was a 4-0 lead by Lin Dan. ANd it pissed me off so much, i went to bed ^^. I chked the score, 21-8 if not mistaken.
1) A 4-0 lead by Lin Dan, den i think everyone shd know its over for LCW.
2) Haha... the funny thing was. He lost, even before he went to drink. Haha so funny, players usually go drink water, blablabla,.... discuss strategy wif coach...blablabla... den lose marh. But Lcw lost b4 he got d chacne to drink. haha.!
3) From d score, can guesss la total dominance by LD. I don't know, maybe he did played the BEST badminton ever in history. But, you think LCW cannot play the SECOND BEST badminton in history ? and get above 10 points?

Oka.... i don't think this shit happened. Cause Lin Dan shd haf temporarily forgotten about LCW. But anyway....

*Lin Dan no sleeve shirt if i rmb corekly*

I only watched the medal ceremony. Lcw looked like he shit his pants, and dropped his balls. Zzz, wasting my time that night. What a highly anticipated match and he treat it like nobody cares.

To Lcw:
DID YOU KNOW, THERE ARE MORE THAN 20 MILLION MALAYSIANS IN FRONT OF THEIR TV WATCHING YOU PLAYING THE WORST OLYMPIC BADMINTON FINALS? Why didn't you put in more effort? If im a girl, i will cry while writing this shit. Because now, adi feel like wan to cry man. Keep recalling the match and how badly you got pwned. The match seems personal maybe because we were on d historical brink where Malaysia COULD get their first Gold Medal in the Olympics. Haiz.... how i wished you could have not
SHAKEN YOUR HEAD..... during the game. If i rmb correctly, when you were WHACKED in front of the net, you shook ur head and ur face look like u wanna cry. Zzz sien man....
its like you already give up even before the outcome was decided zzz.... How old are you liao ? 26 yrs old..... And yet... you still act so childishly. Memanglarh... i admire ur skills and blablabal... but then... you give up so easily and treat the match like " aiya.... lose den lose la... silver liao wad"
Diu larh.... if u wan to lose... lose with some points at least larh. Ji ken.... i dont know how little people are angry of you right now. Of cuz larh.... a lot of ppl will be like... WAH LCW GOT SILVER YAY YA YAY.
You know why???? ***out of topic stupid lol dnt make sense***because in Malaysia gt more pen tan ( bodoh) ppl marh. Dat is why Barisan national keep winning because got more stupid ppl in msia then smart ppl. If gt more smart ppl, then of course BN long time ago lose liao.
zzz larh......

D 3 SUPER STARS IN BADMINTON

* Eh mana chong wei? Lalalalala.*

*NEHHH HERE... SEE HE LOOKS SO HAPPY AND STRESSED-FREE WHEN WITH WONG MEW CHOO. SHIT. MisBun ur mental training should be IF YOU WIN olympic GOld den you can have SEX with Wong Mew Choo. Ngaiti. He go in play with that kind of face. Tell u arh. Super Lin also can let him tiok cha one. I still rmb his 1st comeback i think. Indonesia Open 2007 ? He owned that Bao Chun Lai in Semi Finals like "Piece of Cake". That time BCL really fighting. Jz dat he lousier than LCW. BUT HE STIL MANAGED to get more than 10 points. ^^*

The btm one. I dono wtf is this. U read urself la. So eng one the language.

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From The Star Online

Olympic silver medallist Lee Chong Wei has clearly been "manipulated" by the Barisan Nasional when he agreed to receive his RM300,000 cheque in Permatang Pauh.

Penang Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng said there was no need to send Lee back to Permatang Pauh using an airplane provided by the Defence Ministry and landing at an air force base for the purpose of the Permatang Pauh by-election campaign.

"In fact, I understand that he's back here today. Why can't the cheque presentation take place in Kuala Lumpur? "It's quite clear that he's been manipulated and Barisan is using the ceremony to their advantage for the campaign."

Similarly, Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak has also been using the ministry's facilities in his campaign by flying to Penang. "The use of the Defence Ministry's facilities for the by-election is improper, a form of abuse and a waste of public funds," he told reporters Thursday at the Parliament lobby here.

Lim said on the contrary, neither he nor any other DAP members use their official state cars when they go campaigning. "We drive our own private cars. This should be the way. Clearly, Barisan has not learnt its lesson from the March 8 general election," he said.

The badminton player received the cheque from Najib in a ceremony in Butterworth on Wednesday night. He also received RM3,000 being the pension reward the Government had promised for the feat. The payments which begin next month are for life.

Lim said Najib should differentiate between private political interest and his government posts.

Asked about the conferment by Yang di-Pertua Negri Tun Abdul Rahman Abbas of the Darjah Setia Pangkuan Negeri (DSPN) award on Lee on Aug 30, which carries the title "Datuk", Lim said the ceremony would take place after the polling date in Permatang Pauh. "This is because we don't want to be seen as taking advantage of him," he said.

Happy Birthday....

Well...2 days l8 posting this...but hey...hu reads this blog anyway?
LuL~
Anyway....12th August 2008
was my brothers b'day
hooray....
Here...got pics for this.
Btw-->Nth 2 do in Dubbo...so celebr8 @ home -.-



He got food



Orang Bodoh --->

Voting Time

Clement Tan Kai Xiang, of Lodge Secondary School, Class 5B is The biggest idiot in Kuching
Post comment whether u agree o disagree

LuL~

I Vote he is.

Something I Remember Way Back When...

So.... being in Ulu Kapit has left me with nothing but memories of u guys
cos u guys r 2 hao lien 2 chat on msn -.-
Anyways fuckers...
i decided to post something i remembered...
Quite entertaining lah..

Year : 2004
Characters : Me, Joel Ngeaw Zhou Wei ( Senior Prefect) and Siti Aisah
Scene 1 : Act 1:
Location : Form 1 A

All gila gila talk talk talk
while lining up waiting 4 teacher 2 come
then
how we noe
Form 2 above us 1 floor
n the Penguin is there
She can hear us from 1
floor up
Give urself a hand if u in form 1A in 2004...legends....talk oso can fly up 1 floor
Then the click clack of the high heels that r under WAY too much pressure
approaches...The penguin strikes
LuL~
Scold us lo....talk 2 loud
Then Joel beh song her LuL~ of all ppl
Senior prefect
So.............
We were staying behind that day too....

Act II:
Location : Foyer
Joel n Me...
nth 2 do
no girl 2 rape
no porn 2 watch
so Joel comes up with the idea
of being Ah Beng n getting revenge on the penguin
Of course with nth 2 do...and a easily corruptable mind...i folo Joel
Genius~

Secene II: Act I:
Location : Foyer

For some unknown reason...Joel noes Siti doenst go home @ 4 o clock
but goes home @ 5 o clock
mayb he is dam pai kia...

So........
Being "Ah Bengz"
we waited at the foyer for her
Then.....
The elusive penguin appears
Shock
We get up from our seats on the bench @ the foyer and begin...

To follow her

u may tink " Lame "

but actually
we had her scared...
she kept looking back, secretly
while we followed her around skool

She nearly lost us @ 1 point....she tricked us that she was going to the canteen 2 stuff her fat face
n turned 2 walk 2 the foyer

Smart chick
NOT

15 minutes of following her
we got bored -.-

Scene III:Act I
We were so happy of our success @ scaring the penguin
then
we thought....She is gonna teach us in Form 2
Bloody Legend Joel Ngeaw

LuL~

Btw :- Lin Dan for Olympics
Malaysia to take 20 Gold / Silver medals
I will be watching the opening ceremony....will u?

08.08.08

Assurance

I DID NOT POST "KUCHING"

Some fat chick did...

Sienz~

Bloody Legends

Sienz =.=|

So....im back in Dubbo....knnccb....
Sienz
Anyway....had a great time back in Kuching
Knot update pics cos i m using a skool comp 2 update my blog
LuL~
The 1st thing i did in Kuching...
Sandra picked me up for laksa in her proton...
even is she had a BMW or Porsche...but no....im not gud enuf for it

Then u all knnccb kias got exam...
so....DOTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA until i siao
lucky got Clement Tan and Andre Kho stupid enuf 2 plae with me
during their exams wahahaha

Idiots~

So....
People changed...
Sien...
At least got stupid ppl nvr change lu~

Didnt get out as much as i wud hav liked but W/E

still <3 u guys lotz

ahahha

especially ur sistersz~

Kuching

We went out "why not"
Hope u guys "great success" ur exams
See many "Veli nize" things
The End.
I will take pics next time -.-

Im going home

Im going home.
To the place where I belong
Which is inside
L _ _ _ and O _ _ _ _ _.
i noe they cant wait 4 me. xD

NBA CHAMPIONS 2008 : BOSTON CELTICS!

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
YYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

And so....Boston Celtics, are the champions, without a doubt.
Probably the best team this year with the trio of Paul Pierce
Kevin Garnett
Ray Allen
So... The beginning of the road to the championship...
The Boston Celtics had 1 of the worst records last year...due to a weak bench and dependent on 1 player...Paul Pierce...
However in the beginning of the year, they acquired Kevin Garnett and Ray Allen.
Garnett ---> Is probably one of the top 50 greatest players in history....hes 6"11' but he moves lyk a guard and can score like a centre and has a great shot. No other player can play like Garnett can.
Allen ---> Not as well known as Kobe or Tmac but, he is a great player, with a real nice 3 pt shot.

Combined with the rebounding power and scoring ability of Kevin Garnett and the shooting ability of Ray Allen, Paul Pierce was able to lead the Boston Celtics to a championship.

This is the first championship for Kevin Garnett, who should have won many many championships but was placed in a crap team, Minnesota Timberwolves. He has finally won his much earned championship. He came close only once, when he made it to the West finals but lost to Shaq and Kobe's Lakers.
Cheers to Garnett!
BOSTON No.1!!!!!!!!
Sucks to the Lakers fans!

Quote

I was so bored in english class i thought of this phrase
"When i look down, the Eiffel tower doesn't seem so long"
xD.
Tell me what 2 blog bout la...nth happen here wei

You need a hole

1) "You need a hole to put your stuff in, and once you put your stuff in, you close it."
Funny story behind the quote, he thought of it as a song when he put a pencil in his pencil box...
next day he comes to school, tell everyone that it is a Elton John song. LOL. u wudnt believe how many ppl believed him.
Then...he points to a girls ass in front of him and sings..."You need a hole to put your stuff in, and once you put your stuff in, you go to sleep." then fantasizes about anal and falling asleep then waking up halfway...

See the weird things i hear all day? from 1 man?

Mt. Kosciuszko Pt. 2

Day 5 - After we made up the lost ground (Day 4) 17.5km...every1 was tired...but...
Duncan told us we can sleep in on Day 5...we only had 5 km to travel and
we only need to start at 12pm. so....we got up at 9am....I HAD TO COOK...AGAIN
So regret same group with the bitches...
After bfast...we went to play........POKER.....i won...all d chips.....lol
So we did our 3k walk...to abseiling! where we were greeted by another group and had a















HUGE SNOWBALL FIGHT!
i got creamed on the head...

















Then we all did an abseil down rocks...pretty scary =P but fun 2...after that
we did a 2k hike to our camping spot. our last night at camp xD
what we wanted to do first
Girls ----> Bath
Daniel Harte ----->Shit
Guys------> Entertainment
Last dinner as well....guess wad? i cooked....
finished all our food...ate all d shit up
Went to bed....but couldnt sleep
cos the bitches had parked their dam tent next to mine....n were yapping off
(i shared a tent with 2 other guys) complained bout them...
bitches....h8 them in skool 2.... annoying as hell

Day 6 ---> Just a 2 k walk on a trail to our bus.
Me n DHarte were so eager 2 go....we ran the last 800m
Went to a nearby town for a bbq and farewell with the leaders
Duncan = legend.
We ate lyk hell...lol first good food we saw...bbq sausages...tomato sauced n fried
onions...lol...sakai
Said our goodbyes to duncan... boarded the bus....another fucking 9 hour trip back
BUT!!!!! we stopped by Yas for lunch
ANDDDDD they had a McD there...so...it went
MYas 2km away... lol
MYas is open 24 hours...ouch
=P
Arrived back in Dubs at 7pm...
END OF TRIP....was over rated by the Yr 12s..

Mt. Kosciuszko

The sign at the peak of the Mountain.

On a date that i have forgotten, the Year 11 class of Dubbo Christian School, 2008 left on a trip to conquer..... Aus highest mountain.... Mt. Kosciuszko!!!

very fook loi....we began at 7.30 am...we arrived at 6.30am.... >.>.
and we had a 9 hour bus trip...which was so boring...but we stopped at canberra for lunch.
couldn't do much cos the teacher just dropped us off near a McD n KFC....din allow us 2 run off
2 d shops nearby...
We reach Kosi National Park and greeted by 3 guides...i 4got d other 2 guides name but my guide was Duncan.
we din hav 2 walk on the 1st day but we were taught how 2 set up tents n had our dinner.







<<<<> we peed n shat in the bushes...xD

2nd day - we were driven to the starting point...a 70 degree pipe line. it went on for 1
climbing up dat shit is so dam bad... every1 died after that...but we were on a trail
after that. so it was easy...just walking along the trail. then we came by a stream...
mountain water...tastes better than the bottled shit.
This is what we did all day...walk....walk....walk....walk....walk....10ks later...set up camp...
cook....eat...sleep...POR! we had 2 do it all in d dark because we were 2 slow
PAISEH
3rd day - started out...i was in a cooking group with 2 bitches <>
END UP! THEY PASS ME THE STUFF ASK ME TO COOK! CIBAI! how i noe... i tot
i cook 1 time oso beh si 1...end up i cook all d trip...cibai...
whats more...i had 2 help them pack up their celaka tent...















This was the saddest day of all...we were supposed to walk 12K but we did only 9k...
So we went to have dinner....guess wad... I HAD TO WAIT 1/2 AN HOUR B4 THE BITCHES
TELL ME TO PREPARE DINNER.... i tot 1 dinner wont die! mayb they cook rest of d time
1 hour after dinner finish cook...they come out 2 eat...so celaka...some more...they so ugly
wonder wad they do there...












taking a break...

OMG! SNOW
WA!
PIANG!
SNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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sakai ah?


walk walk walk...until...SIEN

Then we camp...eat...n sleep
Guess wad....the bitches take 1.5 hrs to get ready...
this time i din cook...let them cook
they ask me to cook again =.="













Day 4 - The best / worst / most kns day.
We walked 17.5 km, REACHED THE TOP OF THE HIGHEST MOUNTAIN!. and did another 2km in the dark.to get 2 our campsite. we oso went sakai over a public toilet >.>














At the Peak
To be continued.... Day 5 and 6

screwy thing wont upload anymore pics

1st Official Blog

Well, before i begin about shit...i'm gonna let u guys in on some aussie slangs, (being here for so long can drive me crazy and i might use these slangs) so u can understand what i m saying.
Por = Kanasai
Champion = Geng
Legend = SI BEH FUCKING GENG
Mad = cool
but most of all...the slang that has me going gila...I reckon
the amount of times they use it is enough to want to jump and stuff a sock down their throat and tell them to stop
ANYWAY
now that we have that out of the way
lets get shit started
First
Housemates - bro n mom
nothing much to say...
Uncle Jimmy - Mom's younger brother , owns a restaurant. pulls in 2k daily ( OMG)
Super fucking religious. can make a reference 2 d bible about almost anything
LOVES to play board games which bores me out...but i m forced to play it
Nothing very annoying about him besides that
Aunt Alicia - Jim's wife. Lots to say. Lazy, leaves her cups around...plates uncleaned AND AND AND
GET ME N BRYAN TO DO IT. that legend....
Whats more...she hogs up the TV...so now we bought our own TV (21 inch Rm150)
AND what annoys me the most, is that when my grandma, and 2 aunts came to visit for 2 weeks
this is during autumn. And she made my grandma...sleep in an outside house ( ill attach a pic when i can). but it is very dam cold in that house and super inconvenient to go 2 toilet
just to make space for
Lisa - Li's niece. Shes so fat...even worse than sandra. Her Circumference is incredible...bigger than me. she eats everything she can get her hands on and shes 18...
That's the girl that Joel thought was hot because she answered the phone. Sucks to be u Joe.
Anyway...shes lyk Aunt Li...leaves stuff...doesnt wash up. just eats n hogs up the Tv...
She drives my mom crazy because she is that damn lazy AND AND AND
Sandra the hygiene freak listen to this - SHE TAKES BATHS ONCE A WEEK! and she works for my
uncle...as well as my mom. and she can smell her odour in the kitchen. wonder how the diners
feel. And get this - she whinges about her work all night long..... if she werent related she wud b
FIRED! anyway...
Corrin - My newborn cousin. real champion. doesnt cry AT ALL. only when hungry la
never whinges. cute fella...take a pic soon...



Getting a cam this weekend.

School - ACED IT MAN top 5 lol
no shit
I take
1>Fizik
2>Business
3>Add math
4>Advanced English ( GENG OR WEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
5>Personal Development, Health and Physical Exercise
6>Computing

Top 5 in all babeh

Anyway...guys i talk to in skool

Luke Peterson - the engtao kia...i take pic 4 all u gals la...but he got gf liao kelien
soccer skills.....SIAO u watch C.Ron tricks he can do most of em
Man U supporter . Watches way 2 much youtube..
but shows me funny shit as well. = he lyks porn 2. lol
Samuel Lovegrove - The bballer. 6"2' skills kanasai...but tall...captain of the Motherdogs
(yes thats the team i play for...) dumbass guy...makes jokes all day long
Kudzai Bofu - African. Dumbass. Loves porn. 'Nuff said.
Daniel Crangle - Depressed. Enough said
Eric Michelmore - Nerd. not gonna elaborate.

schools boring...nothing much happens there...just play bball during lunch n converse during break time n shit... go crazy listening to I RECKON...

Dubbo - been to ulu kapit? this is worse...
nothing to do...1 super small super expensive cybercafe...
but it has 2 indoor bball courts... 1 is free which i usually use...the other is for comps n stuff
lots of outdoor courts...which i dun use now that it is autumn...the max temperature i get is 18C....

Next upd8....Mt Koszciousko( dernoe how 2 spell) excursion. this 1 sure got lots of pics.

Sandra Did this

she made me do this. >.>. upd8 when i want 2 dont care wad u guys bitch about =P