Tm.Nut- Malaysia's Best Joke!-Ahaha

I read d newspaper few days ago.... n somethin about what TM Net upgrading this la that la... if im nt wrong... these few days d Borneo Post always show Streamyx with the burger + 1 drink . Don't know what it means lol.
AND..............
dis...
I lol'ed

13/08/2008
SERVICE INTERRUPTION

Dear Valued Customers,

We regret to inform our customers that TM will be performing an email upgrading exercise from Thursday, 14th August 2008 until Tuesday, 2nd September 2008.

As a result, some TM customers may experience intermittent disruptions in sending e-mails during this affected period.

We would like to assure you that the services would be back to normal after the said period.
TM would like to apologize for any inconvenience caused, whilst at the same time, we would like to assure you that we are upgrading our services to serve you better.

For further enquiries and assistance, email us at: help@tm.com.my or contact TM at 100 and select ‘Internet Services’.

.

Thank You.

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Aiyohhhh Streamyx.... u siao arh..? THIS

THIS

THIS

is the REAL announcement.

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13/08/2008
LONG TERMSERVICE INTERRUPTION

Dear UNValued Customers,

We ARE NOT SURPRISEDregret to inform our customers that TM will be performing A USELESSan email upgrading exercise from Thursday, 14th August 2008 until Tuesday, 2nd September 2008.

As a result, ALLsome TM customers ARE CONFIRMED TOmay experience intermittent disruptions in sending e-mails during this affected period.AND FOR THE REST OF TMNUT’S MONOPOLY.

We would like to assure you that the services wouldNOT be back to normal after the said period.
TM would like to apologizeNOT for any inconvenience caused, whilst at the same time, we would like to assure you that we upgradingA LITTLE BIT of our services to serve you A BITbetter.

For further enquiries and assistance, email us at: help@tm.com.my AND WE WILL NOT REPLYor contact TM at 100 and select ‘Internet Services’.AND WASTE YOUR TIME

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Thank You. SUCKERS

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