Thursday, August 28, 2008

Tm.Nut- Malaysia's Best Joke!-Ahaha

I read d newspaper few days ago.... n somethin about what TM Net upgrading this la that la... if im nt wrong... these few days d Borneo Post always show Streamyx with the burger + 1 drink . Don't know what it means lol.
AND..............
dis...
I lol'ed

13/08/2008
SERVICE INTERRUPTION

Dear Valued Customers,

We regret to inform our customers that TM will be performing an email upgrading exercise from Thursday, 14th August 2008 until Tuesday, 2nd September 2008.

As a result, some TM customers may experience intermittent disruptions in sending e-mails during this affected period.

We would like to assure you that the services would be back to normal after the said period.
TM would like to apologize for any inconvenience caused, whilst at the same time, we would like to assure you that we are upgrading our services to serve you better.

For further enquiries and assistance, email us at: help@tm.com.my or contact TM at 100 and select ‘Internet Services’.

.

Thank You.

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Aiyohhhh Streamyx.... u siao arh..? THIS

THIS

THIS

is the REAL announcement.

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13/08/2008
LONG TERMSERVICE INTERRUPTION

Dear UNValued Customers,

We ARE NOT SURPRISEDregret to inform our customers that TM will be performing A USELESSan email upgrading exercise from Thursday, 14th August 2008 until Tuesday, 2nd September 2008.

As a result, ALLsome TM customers ARE CONFIRMED TOmay experience intermittent disruptions in sending e-mails during this affected period.AND FOR THE REST OF TMNUT’S MONOPOLY.

We would like to assure you that the services wouldNOT be back to normal after the said period.
TM would like to apologizeNOT for any inconvenience caused, whilst at the same time, we would like to assure you that we upgradingA LITTLE BIT of our services to serve you A BITbetter.

For further enquiries and assistance, email us at: help@tm.com.my AND WE WILL NOT REPLYor contact TM at 100 and select ‘Internet Services’.AND WASTE YOUR TIME

.

Thank You. SUCKERS

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Friday, August 22, 2008

LIN DAN vs chongweiLEE


*Say 1st. Clemen blogged dis. So u can press the X button at the top right of ur screen anytime you want ^^*
*Dis blog 4 entertaining purposes only.*

Award Ceremony.

Lai Zhe Ma Lai Si Ya de. CHONG WEI LEE ( From Malaysia, chong wei Lee)
*fck arh. U stupid izit? its LEE CHONG WEI LARH* See this China . Maiku man, host olympic liao still dont know the players name. WTF ?

OKA. In case d readers dont know, Lee Chong Wei lost. =) So happy wahaha he can actually learn something now instead of all those mental training Misbun Sidek has been sending him for.
The Olympics Badminton Men Singles Finals.....=> Most anticiipated match, BUT dis Malaysian blew it . Lol, he didn't even fite wtf? Anyway, this olympic surely is d BEST mental training for him liao. Hope he can wake up, and be like Nadal, and whack Lin dan to no.2.

1) LIN DAN vs 2) LEE CHONG WEI
-World No.1 -World No.2


KK... i will start to tiu now. Pls bear with me.

* tutututu..... drum drum drum.... crowd cheer cheer cheer* LIN DAN WALKS IN with Lee Chong Wei behind him....... * (AH.... FROM THE START, you see LCW's face, ngaiti.... pale like ghost.

*no lar... here he look so happy... =.= diu *


Then, they start stroking liao. *hit hit hit*. ( While they were strokin, LCW gt pwned many times. 1st, lin dan drop him, he cannot catch. Then drop again, den cannot catch again. Sign of weakness liao. LCW SCAREDDDDD..... HE'S SCAREDDDDDDDDDDDDDDOF LINDAN WTF)

O.... match start liao.... First blood by Lin Dan, nice rally though. But, if i rmb correctly, Lee Chong Wei lost that point because of a weak net shot. Cause, it seems so easy. ( YES) and i myself can play a nicer netshot than his "wtf !@#!@#!@# netshot".
Play play play.......... 7-1 ? Lin Dan is playing like he means Business. In case u don't know.

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USUALLY, the first game is for players to find out their opponents weak points blablabla.... then 2nd game and 3rd game, they will chiong for the kill and zha diao ( bomb) their opponents.
AND, most ironically, Lin Dan is known to be a late-starter. Sometimes he loses his first game to some lousy shit opponents, and 2nd 3rd game he wil ZHA DIAO( bomb) their opponents.
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But, this Lin Dan too hungry for blood. Or should i say, he is too WELL-PREPARED? I bet his coach videotape LCW's game and let him analyse every shit LCW can and CANT do. And he jz too confident and too on-form that he WON THE FIRST GAME 21-12 with SO LITTLE EFFORT. Ngaiti...... and to think LCW the day before was in some mental exercise or mental training or WHATEVER that Misbun Sidek telll us. Obviously this shit ISN'T WORKING. As we can see when LIMAO left LCW, and he SUCKED LIKE SHIT for how many months ?

*ji ken ha mik mental training? CRYING trainig arh. Show that face, even d person givin him d trainin also no hope liao*


Too many things to say in the first game, i jz dn wan say. SKED I HURT D FEELINGS OF D READERS. Use point-form......
K, the main thing is.
1) Lcw chickened out. He didn't show any sign of FIGHTING BACK.
2) Lin Dan was very smart to prevent LCW from using his famed cross-court smash by hitting mostly to his backhand.
3) Lcw's netshot sucks like shit he lost so many points from it.
4) Lcw got pwned few times in front of the net when LIN DAN BOMB lcw in front of the net and the crowd goes "WOOOOOOOOO"
5) Oh... btw, Lee Chong Wei shouted 1 time during the match. So funny hahha.... he shout 1 time, no energy den bb dig grave and 1st game is over.

Game two.....
I forgot, i thin it was a 4-0 lead by Lin Dan. ANd it pissed me off so much, i went to bed ^^. I chked the score, 21-8 if not mistaken.
1) A 4-0 lead by Lin Dan, den i think everyone shd know its over for LCW.
2) Haha... the funny thing was. He lost, even before he went to drink. Haha so funny, players usually go drink water, blablabla,.... discuss strategy wif coach...blablabla... den lose marh. But Lcw lost b4 he got d chacne to drink. haha.!
3) From d score, can guesss la total dominance by LD. I don't know, maybe he did played the BEST badminton ever in history. But, you think LCW cannot play the SECOND BEST badminton in history ? and get above 10 points?

Oka.... i don't think this shit happened. Cause Lin Dan shd haf temporarily forgotten about LCW. But anyway....

*Lin Dan no sleeve shirt if i rmb corekly*

I only watched the medal ceremony. Lcw looked like he shit his pants, and dropped his balls. Zzz, wasting my time that night. What a highly anticipated match and he treat it like nobody cares.

To Lcw:
DID YOU KNOW, THERE ARE MORE THAN 20 MILLION MALAYSIANS IN FRONT OF THEIR TV WATCHING YOU PLAYING THE WORST OLYMPIC BADMINTON FINALS? Why didn't you put in more effort? If im a girl, i will cry while writing this shit. Because now, adi feel like wan to cry man. Keep recalling the match and how badly you got pwned. The match seems personal maybe because we were on d historical brink where Malaysia COULD get their first Gold Medal in the Olympics. Haiz.... how i wished you could have not
SHAKEN YOUR HEAD..... during the game. If i rmb correctly, when you were WHACKED in front of the net, you shook
ur head and ur face look like u wanna cry. Zzz sien man....
its like you already give up even before the outcome was decided zzz.... How old are you liao ? 26 yrs old..... And yet... you still act so childishly. Memanglarh... i admire
ur skills and blablabal... but then... you give up so easily and treat the match like " aiya.... lose den lose la... silver liao wad"
Diu larh.... if u wan to lose... lose with some points at least larh. Ji ken.... i dont know how little people are angry of you right now. Of cuz larh.... a lot of ppl will be like... WAH LCW GOT SILVER YAY YA YAY.
You know why???? ***out of topic stupid lol dnt make sense***because in
Malaysia gt more pen tan ( bodoh) ppl marh. Dat is why Barisan national keep winning because got more stupid ppl in msia then smart ppl. If gt more smart ppl, then of course BN long time ago lose liao.
zzz larh......


D 3 SUPER STARS IN BADMINTON

* Eh mana chong wei? Lalalalala.*

*NEHHH HERE... SEE HE LOOKS SO HAPPY AND STRESSED-FREE WHEN WITH WONG MEW CHOO. SHIT. MisBun ur mental training should be IF YOU WIN olympic GOld den you can have SEX with Wong Mew Choo. Ngaiti. He go in play with that kind of face. Tell u arh. Super Lin also can let him tiok cha one. I still rmb his 1st comeback i think. Indonesia Open 2007 ? He owned that Bao Chun Lai in Semi Finals like "Piece of Cake". That time BCL really fighting. Jz dat he lousier than LCW. BUT HE STIL MANAGED to get more than 10 points. ^^*




The btm one. I dono wtf is this. U read urself la. So eng one the language.

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From The Star Online

Olympic silver medallist Lee Chong Wei has clearly been "manipulated" by the Barisan Nasional when he agreed to receive his RM300,000 cheque in Permatang Pauh.

Penang Chief Minister Lim Guan Eng said there was no need to send Lee back to Permatang Pauh using an airplane provided by the Defence Ministry and landing at an air force base for the purpose of the Permatang Pauh by-election campaign.

"In fact, I understand that he's back here today. Why can't the cheque presentation take place in Kuala Lumpur? "It's quite clear that he's been manipulated and Barisan is using the ceremony to their advantage for the campaign."

Similarly, Deputy Prime Minister Datuk Seri Najib Tun Razak
has also been using the ministry's facilities in his campaign by flying to
Penang. "The use of the Defence Ministry's facilities for the by-election is improper, a form of abuse and a waste of public funds," he told reporters Thursday at the Parliament lobby here.

Lim said on the contrary, neither he nor any other DAP members use their official state cars when they go campaigning. "We drive our own private cars. This should be the way. Clearly, Barisan has not learnt its lesson from the March 8 general election," he said.

The badminton player received the cheque from Najib in a ceremony in Butterworth on Wednesday night.
He also received RM3,000 being the pension reward the Government had promised for the feat. The payments which begin next month are for life.

Lim said Najib should differentiate between private political interest and his government posts.

Asked about the conferment by Yang di-Pertua Negri Tun Abdul Rahman Abbas of the Darjah Setia Pangkuan Negeri (DSPN) award on Lee on Aug 30, which carries the title "Datuk", Lim said the ceremony would take place
after the polling date in Permatang Pauh. "This is because we don't want to be seen as taking advantage of him," he said.



Thursday, August 14, 2008

Happy Birthday....




Well...2 days l8 posting this...but hey...hu reads this blog anyway?
LuL~
Anyway....12th August 2008
was my brothers b'day
hooray....
Here...got pics for this.
Btw-->Nth 2 do in Dubbo...so celebr8 @ home -.-



He got food



Orang Bodoh --->

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Voting Time

Clement Tan Kai Xiang, of Lodge Secondary School, Class 5B is The biggest idiot in Kuching
Post comment whether u agree o disagree

LuL~

I Vote he is.

Something I Remember Way Back When...

So.... being in Ulu Kapit has left me with nothing but memories of u guys
cos u guys r 2 hao lien 2 chat on msn -.-
Anyways fuckers...
i decided to post something i remembered...
Quite entertaining lah..

Year : 2004
Characters : Me, Joel Ngeaw Zhou Wei ( Senior Prefect) and Siti Aisah
Scene 1 : Act 1:
Location : Form 1 A

All gila gila talk talk talk
while lining up waiting 4 teacher 2 come
then
how we noe
Form 2 above us 1 floor
n the Penguin is there
She can hear us from 1
floor up
Give urself a hand if u in form 1A in 2004...legends....talk oso can fly up 1 floor
Then the click clack of the high heels that r under WAY too much pressure
approaches...The penguin strikes
LuL~
Scold us lo....talk 2 loud
Then Joel beh song her LuL~ of all ppl
Senior prefect
So.............
We were staying behind that day too....

Act II:
Location : Foyer
Joel n Me...
nth 2 do
no girl 2 rape
no porn 2 watch
so Joel comes up with the idea
of being Ah Beng n getting revenge on the penguin
Of course with nth 2 do...and a easily corruptable mind...i folo Joel
Genius~

Secene II: Act I:
Location : Foyer

For some unknown reason...Joel noes Siti doenst go home @ 4 o clock
but goes home @ 5 o clock
mayb he is dam pai kia...

So........
Being "Ah Bengz"
we waited at the foyer for her
Then.....
The elusive penguin appears
Shock
We get up from our seats on the bench @ the foyer and begin...

To follow her

u may tink " Lame "

but actually
we had her scared...
she kept looking back, secretly
while we followed her around skool

She nearly lost us @ 1 point....she tricked us that she was going to the canteen 2 stuff her fat face
n turned 2 walk 2 the foyer

Smart chick
NOT

15 minutes of following her
we got bored -.-

Scene III:Act I
We were so happy of our success @ scaring the penguin
then
we thought....She is gonna teach us in Form 2
Bloody Legend Joel Ngeaw

LuL~

Btw :- Lin Dan for Olympics
Malaysia to take 20 Gold / Silver medals
I will be watching the opening ceremony....will u?

08.08.08